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Men chekishni tugatdim.

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Hamma narsa xiralashib bormoqda.
Menga nikotinni tuzatish kerak.

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Salom, Yani Neko!

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Men Sigaret Periman.

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Men bechora Beastfolk ruhini qutqarish uchun keldim
nikotin qurboni bo'lgan.

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Siz buzuq!

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Men harakat qilyapman
sizga muhim narsani aytish uchun.

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Eshiting, Yani Neko.

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Siz aniq azob chekasiz
nikotinni olib tashlashdan.

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Sigaretdan zavqlanish kerak
me'yorida.

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Men me'yorida rohatlanaman!

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Sizning munosabatingiz menga boshqacha aytadi.

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Xop.

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Biror narsa o'zgarishi kerak.

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Men sizga o'rgataman
Nikotin retseptorlari mashqlari.

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NİKOTIN RESEPTORI MASHQI

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Uning soch bog'ichlari tutun bilan qoplangan

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Onasining o‘pkasi ham tutunga to‘la

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Shunday tutunli, juda tutunli

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O'tgandan keyin yig'lash juda kech

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Mana, boramiz

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Mana, boramiz, boramiz

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Ishlayaptimi?

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STOP! Nikotin g'alaba qozonishiga yo'l qo'ymang!

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Siz bu mazali eshakni silkitmasligingiz kerak
mening oldimda, keyin.

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Jin ursin!
Nega bu sigaretaning ta'miga o'xshamaydi?

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Nega men?

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Oxir-oqibat, men shunchaki ...

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Hey.

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Yani Neko,
bu yerda hamjamiyat e'lonlar taxtasi.

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So'ngida,
Men faqat sizning tasavvuringizning mahsulotiman.

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Yani Neko?

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Bunday bo'lishi mumkin emas. Men buni aniq his qila olaman.

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Hammasi shunchaki xayol
sizning miyangiz sizga ko'rsatmoqda.

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Bunday bo'lishi mumkin emas.

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Bu mumkin emas...

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Tutun hidi.

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Kanop tuyg'usi.

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Quyosh botishining aksi.

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Poezd uzoqdan hushtak chaladi.

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Men bu yerda qamalib qoldim.

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Men doim sen bilanman.
Endi mashg'ulotlarga qayting.

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Salom, Yaku Neko.

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Menga nikotin kerak, menga sigaret bering!

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Hey, Yani.

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Kechirasiz, men ham chekishni tugatdim.

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Yolg'onchi. Siz hozir chekasiz.

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Nima, bu?

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Bu sigaret emasmi?

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Yo'q, albatta.

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Keyin bering.

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Lekin!

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Bunchalik ziqna bo‘lmang!

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Sizga sigaret qoldig'ini qanday berganimni eslang
siz buzuq bo'lganingizda?

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Yani.

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Siz juda noshukursiz.

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Nima, bu dahshatli ta'm!

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Siz noto'g'ri qilyapsiz.

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Nafas olishdan oldin uni ushlab turishingiz kerak.

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Aks holda, kimyoviy moddalarning hech biri
so'riladi.

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Bu sigaret, to'g'rimi?

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Albatta.

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OK, bu unchalik yomon emas.

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To'g'rimi? Muzqaymoq istaysizmi?

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Bu juda yaxshi ta'mga ega bo'ladi
Agar sizda hozir bo'lsa!

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Bu sigaretmi?

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Albatta.

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Chainsmoker mushuk.

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MAD HAYVONLAR PROFİLAKTISI TARKIBIDA

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Bu yana yilning shu fasliga o‘xshaydi.

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Men bu dorining ta'mini yomon ko'raman,
jirkanch o'tlar kabi.

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Yaku, uyingmi?

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Nima qilyapsiz?

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Nima gap, Yani?

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Men bu jinni hayvon dorisini ichmoqchiman.
Bir oz suv olsam bo'ladimi?

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Ular mening kvartiramdagi suvni o'chirishdi.

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Bu vaktsina!

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Men so'ramadim.

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VITAMINLAR, LAKSATIVLAR, TELEFON KARTALARI, SHPRINGLAR
LOZENJLAR, SUV, G'OITLAR

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Siz qilmayapsiz
Yana g'alati dorilar, shundaymi?

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Albatta yo'q!

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Bilasanmi, men to'g'ri ketdim! Qo'ysangchi; qani endi!

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Agar menga ishonmasangiz,
unda men haqiqatan ham yolg'izman!

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Men jamiyatga qayta qo'shila olaman deb o'yladim
hayotimni o'zgartirgandan keyin.

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Menga shu yerda dam bering!

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Aslida,

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baribir nega mendan bunchalik xavotirdasan?

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Kutib turing,

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sen narksanmi?

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Bu qandaydir niqob! Menga Yanini qaytarib bering!

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Tinchlaning! Chuqur nafas oling!

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Sen tufayli hayotim chigal bo'ldi!

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Bu niqobni olib tashlang!

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Revelio!

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YAKU NEKO aql bovar qilmaydigan darajada yomon
O'ZINING AYBSIZLIGINI ISHLATISHDA

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Chainsmoker mushuk.

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Bu kulgili edi.

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Ikkingiz u yerda.

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QURMATNI O'QISH - 2000 YEN

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Barkash g'alayon bo'ldi.

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U yerda eshagini ko‘rsatishini kutmagandim.

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Siz ikki Yirtqichlar.

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Kaftlaringizni o'qishni xohlaysizmi?

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Bu qimmat!

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Bu baribir oqsoq bo'ladi.

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Men buni 100 yenga qilaman.

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Men nafratlanmayman
sizga o'xshagan takabbur mijozlarni pastga tushirish.

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Siz folbinmisiz?

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Siz faqat 2000 yen to'lashingiz kerak
agar siz mening o'qishimni qonuniy deb hisoblasangiz.

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Kelishuvingiz bor.

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Ko'raylikchi.

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Ha!

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Hatto qo'lingizni yuvasizmi?

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Siz chekuvchisiz, shunday emasmi?

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Nafaqat bu, sen giyohvandsan
oilangizga muammo tug'diradigan kim.

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Siz xaroba kvartirada yolg'iz yashaysiz
chunki sizning ishingiz yo'q.

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Va

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siz o'pka saratonidan o'lasiz
besh yil ichida!

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Yoki olovda.

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Hozir, hozir. Bu shunchaki boylik o'qish.

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Mana, sigaret cheking va tinchlaning.

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Men haq bo'lganimga o'xshaydi.

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Siz keyingisiz.

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Menga qo'lingni ko'rsat.

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Men buni 100 yenga qilaman.

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Menmi?

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Men haqiqatan ham ishonmayman
bu kabi narsalarda.

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Bundan tashqari, fol o'qish emas
faqat o'sha Barnum effekti narsa?

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Yoki shunchaki ma'lumotlardan ajratmalar qilish
Yani bilan qilganingiz kabi.

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Siz noqonuniy giyohvand moddalar bilan shug'ullanasizmi?

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Yo'q.

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Sizda hibsga olingani haqida dalolatnoma bormi?

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Yo'q.

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Uy tintuvlari ham yo'qmi?

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Hech qachon.

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Haqiqatanmi?

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Haqiqatan ham.

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Bu mantiqiy emas.

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Qanday qilib kaftni o'qish juda aniq bo'lishi mumkin?

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Aytmoqchimanki, bularning hech biri haqiqat emas!

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Ishonasizmi yoki ishonmaysizmi
sizga bog'liq.

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Agar sizga yoqmasa,
faqat 100 ien qoldiring va yo'qoling.

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Hey!

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Zanjir chekuvchi mushuk!

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Yani.
- Ha?

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Ishlamaysizmi?

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Biz hali o'sha nuqtada emasmiz.

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Mening yarim kunlik ishim kundan-kunga to'lanadi.
Men bilan borishni xohlaysizmi?

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Eshiting, Yaku.

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Bu bulutga bir qarang.

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Men shunday bo'laman.

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Biror narsa bepul, hech narsaga bog'lanmagan.

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Men shunday bo'lishni xohlayman.

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Oddiy ochlik meni bu erkinlikdan mahrum qila olmaydi.

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Bu juda dahshatli edi!

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Go‘yo sen hech narsa bermading
har qanday narsa haqida!

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Men bulut bo'lsam ham,
Agar chekishim tugasa, ishlay boshlardim.

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O'sha vaqt kelganda,
keyin meni ish bilan bog'lashingiz mumkin.

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Albatta! Men seni olaman
o'sha kuni jadval bo'yicha.

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Yani bugun juda ajoyib.

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Xuddi men u bilan birinchi tanishganimda bo'lgani kabi.

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Bu to'g'ri.

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Men unga juda qoyil qoldim.

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U xuddi bulut kabi ozod edi.

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Oching! Meni ish bilan bog'la!

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Siz uxlayapsizmi?

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Siz hozir baland bo'lmasangiz yaxshi bo'ladi!

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Allaqachon o‘rnidan tur!

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Yarim tun.

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Bu juda jiddiy.

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Menda karton quti qolgan deb o'yladim,
lekin bu o'tgan hafta edi!

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Menga sigaret sotib olish uchun pul kerak!

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Meni bog'lang
ish bilan men hozir boshlashim mumkin

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bu kun bo'yi to'laydi.

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To'g'ri, u bulut emas, u tutun.

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G'azab

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Qanday bema'ni o'yin!

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Hame Neko! Bu o'yin mutlaqo bema'nilik!

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Jang o'yinida,
egilganingizda yutqazasiz.

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Siz his-tuyg'ularingizni ko'rsatolmaysiz.

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Siz salqin bo'lishingiz kerak
vaziyatdan qat'iy nazar.

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Tushundim?

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Muammo shundaki, men buni qila olmayman.

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Mana, reytingdagi o'yinimni tomosha qiling.

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RAYTALI O'YINLAR

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Men sizga Ul-Masga qanday etib kelganimni ko'rsataman.

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UL-MAS - ULTIMATE MASTER

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Tayyormisiz?

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Siz yo'qotasiz! Muvaffaqiyat qozon!

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Ularning qilgani tayoqni aylanib o‘tish edi.

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Sen ochmisan, Yani?

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Tushlik qilmoqchimisiz?

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Menimcha, menda bir nechta ramen paketlari bor.

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G'azab

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Men sizga aytmoqchi edim.

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Mening o'yin tizimim atrofida chekmang!

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Uzr so'rayman!

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Seni o‘ldiraman, chekuvchi kaltak!

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Keyin shippagim uchib ketdi.

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Bo'lishi mumkin emas.
- Bu to'g'ri.

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Bilasizmi, men sezdim
Sen unchalik yirtqich emassan, Imoko.

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Siz ko'proq mushuk kabi harakat qilishingiz kerak.

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Hamma har xil.

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Siz hozirgina miyovladingizmi?

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qilmang.

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Sizning ichki mushukingiz chiqdi.

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Yupqa kuchukcha!

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Bu mening kichik singlim.

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Nima gaplar?
Maktabdan uyga ketyapsizmi?

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Sizning opangiz borligini bilmasdim.

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U aqldan ozgandek miyovlaydi.

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Juda shirin.

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Menga bir oz sevgi bering.

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Men bu odamni tanimayman.

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BIR lahza ILTIMOS
STANDBY - HAME KANALI

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FAQAT SUHBAT: HAME UNDAN KETIB O'Tmoqda

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Salom, hamma!

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Hame kanali vaqti keldi!

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Kelganingiz uchun barchangizga rahmat.

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Shunday qilib, baribir.

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Men bugun eng yomon kunni o'tkazdim!

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Ha! Katta xato!

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Yo'q, uzoqroq turing!

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Men xatolarni yomon ko'raman!

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BOSHQALANGAN KO‘RIYDI

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Katta, yomon xato!

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Yaxshi, yaxshi!
Men shunchaki changyutgichni olib kelaman.

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Kechirasiz, hamma,
Men oqimni pauza qilmoqchiman.

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UNING VIBE HAMMA BOShQA

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U to'xtatilgani yo'q

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BU YOMON

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HAME! U to'xtatilgani yo'q!

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KIRIB OLDI

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BU YOMON

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HAME YOZIMLI

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TURNA PASHINING OILASI BO'LGAN

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Nega opam bunchalik sharmanda bo'lib qoldi?!

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Demak, siz singlingizdan nafratlanasiz, shekilli.

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Men uni yomon ko'rmayman!

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Demak, siz uni sevasizmi?

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Sevgimi?

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Mening boshim...

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Kechirasiz.

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Menimcha, bu murakkab.

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men...
- Jiddiy, bizning yomon.

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Bunchalik baland ovozda bo'lishingizni bilmasdim.

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AQLI

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Qahva va sigaretalar ajoyib kombinatsiyadir,

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lekin bu meni bezovta qiladi
u meni siyishga qanday majbur qiladi.

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Aytmoqchimanki, bu meni bezovta qiladi, demayman.

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lekin men siyish kerak bo'lgan qismini olaman.

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Men buni umuman tushunmayapman.

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Quviqlaringiz hamsternikiga tengmi?

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LAZIMLI KOFE SUTI

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Siz gapirayotgan jahannam,
siz tualet perisimi?

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Peri? Nima u?

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O'rta maktabda,
u har doim hammomda tushlik qilar edi.

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Biz uni hech qachon tashqariga chiqara olmadik,

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shuning uchun biz unga qo'ng'iroq qila boshladik
Hojatxona perisi.

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Men Stinker Bell tomonidan sehrlanganman.
- To'xtab qolasizmi?

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Orqaga turing, aks holda la'natlangan belgi paydo bo'ladi.
- Unga bu haqda gapirma!

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Nima bo'ldi? To'shakda og'riq bormi?
- Yo'q!

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Men seni o'ldiraman!

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Lekin aslida,

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Men butman, butlar esa siyishmaydi.

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Yakukodan farqli o'laroq.

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Eshityapsizmi, Yani?
Menga uni ushlab turishing kerak.

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Nima?

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Vibrator hujumi!

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Kuting, turing!

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STOP!

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Shunday qilib, siz siyasiz. Idol, mening eshak.

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Bu qurbaqaga o'xshagan mag'lub
tualet perisining haqiqiy shaklidir.

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Jin ursin.

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Men seni o'ldiraman!

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Bu juda sho'r!

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Seni ahmoq!
Bu hayotning ta'mi!

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Uzr so'rayman! Men qusaman! STOP!

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Keyin qus!

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Xonamni axlat qilishni bas qilishsa.

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Chainsmoker mushuk.

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NYAGAMIHARA shahar hokimiyati

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YAYVONLAR SHAHRI NYAGAMIHARA

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Men bugun shahar hokimiyatidaman.

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385 raqami.
- Biz hali turdikmi?

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Hame Neko keldi
o'ziga familiya berish.

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Uning bittasi yo'q
chunki uning ota-onasi ikkalasi ham Beastfolk.

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Ko'rinishidan, u besh ochkoni olib tashlagan
shuning uchun har bir sinovdan.

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Hammasi tayyor!

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Qara, Yani!

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Bu mening yangi familiyasim!

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HAMEKO EASYGOING*FARISHTA

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Bu nima?

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Yoqimli, shunday emasmi?

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Bugundan boshlab,

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Men Hameko Oson farishtaman!

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Siz bilan tanishganimdan xursandman!

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Bu juda g'alati.

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Bu ham uzoq va aytish qiyin.

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Hazillashyapsanmi?

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Men hech kimdan shubhalanaman
u bilan sizni chaqiradi.

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Bu juda yomon!

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Men aslida familiyangizni bilmayman.

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Ishonchim komilki, bu g'alati, shunday emasmi?

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Bu Sato.

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Bu juda normal!

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Eshitishimcha, bu ancha qiyinroq
ismingizni ikkinchi marta o'zgartirish uchun.

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Endi qayta ko'rib chiqish uchun imkoniyatingiz bor.

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Yaxshi! Men uni topshirmoqchiman.

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Hameko Tanaka haqida nima deyish mumkin?

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Hech qachon!

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YAYVONLAR XALQI BO'LIMI

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OK, hammasi joyida.
Hujjatlarni keyinroq sizga yuboramiz.

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Ular kelganlaridan keyin,
Iltimos, ularni bu yerga qaytaring,

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va biz sizning identifikatoringizni yangilaymiz.

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Hame Bemalol* Anxel
oson farishta.

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Oh ahmoq. Men hojatxonaga borishim kerak.

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Najas qilish kerakmi?

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Yo'q!

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Bu haqda nima qilishim kerak?

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Keling, bir ko'rib chiqaman.

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Bu familiya nima?

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Juda ko'p Beastfolk
g'alati ismlarni tanlang.

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Bu belgi o'rtada.

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Sizningcha, bu nima?

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Men u bilan tekshirishimdan oldin u ketdi.

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Nima, albatta.

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Biz belgilarni ro‘yxatdan o‘tkaza olmaymiz.

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Bu tuynuk emas, shunday emasmi?

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Sen haqsan. Bu anus.

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Uni "anus" yoki "tushik" deb kiritishim kerakmi?

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Ikkalasi ham yaxshi eshitilmaydi.

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"Anal" haqida nima deyish mumkin?

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DUSH

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Balki nishonlash uchun oqim qilaman
uyga kelganimda yangi familiyam.

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Hameko Osongo'y farishta!

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Oson*FARishtalar

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Oson bo'lgan anal farishta

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Bugun, Hameko Oson Anal Anal
tug'ilgan.

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Subtitr tarjimasi: Zensho Yamamoto

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BU BADDIY ASAR.

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Voyaga yetmaganlar uchun CHEKKISH VA ICHMAK
TAqiqlangan. TAQLID QILMANG.